May 2013
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Has anyone considered the fact that Star Trek turns 47 this year?
47
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April 2013
March 2013
I’ve already lost two followers, so before you unfollow me, let me say this. I realise that I have not been on tumblr for very long. I had three weeks of nonstop work (a production, then an insanely busy final week of school). Now I am on spring break. I’ll be taking a little time to unwind, but after that I should be back. So please don’t think I’ve abandoned you, because...
flyingonthefriendshipship:
Would you kill him in his bed? Thrust a dagger through his head? I would not, could not, kill the King. I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see. Now get her to a nunnery.
~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
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February 2013
wafflesforstephanie:
bringbacklianharper:
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
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boltong:
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
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p0lariss:
*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*
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When someone asks "What is Tumblr?"
awkwardrabbit:
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell...
“I want to thank Canada.”
– Ben Affleck in his acceptance speech for Best Picture (via jeanprouvaires)
timewugofamerica:
next year can Stephen Fry do the Oscars.
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That Elitist Blog: To the people who cannot fathom... →
elitistblog:
Living in Los Angeles, as I do, and knowing the sort of people who vote for things like the Academy Awards, as I do, one becomes familiar with the inner workings of the film industry and the voting methods of AMPAS - to y’all, the Academy. I have recently seen many a Tolkeinator (I don’t know if…
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To the people who cannot fathom why "The Hobbit"...
Living in Los Angeles, as I do, and knowing the sort of people who vote for things like the Academy Awards, as I do, one becomes familiar with the inner workings of the film industry and the voting methods of AMPAS - to y’all, the Academy. I have recently seen many a Tolkeinator (I don’t know if that’s what we call them, but it should be) question why it is that The Hobbit lost...
gingerhaze:
they had to build Arthur Conan Doyle a large circular coffin to compensate for all the spinning he was going to be doing and he hasn’t stopped spinning ever since.
They hooked up a generator to him and now his constant spinning powers half of London.
silverslices:
Everyone’s got a gay cousin.
If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.
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“Unfortunately, Wes Anderson couldn’t be here. He’s recovering from an accident....”
– Andy Samberg, 2013 Independent Spirit Awards. (via dontkillthevibe)
“The rules are that whoever is the most passionate about something, wins.”
– Stephen Sondheim (via youregonnalovetomorrow)
weeping-angels-bowtie:
wayward-watson:
freyahere:
chibibuizel:
what’s worse
no wifi
or horribly slow wifi
it’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
Wisdom of Confucius
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burgrs:
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
